I don’t think this article is about it having 25,000 cases

If I never have to hear about New York again I’ll be ecstatic.

I think it’s composed of only two cities, Los Angeles & San Francisco

Rudy had the advantage of being the only US leader on TV aside from GW Bush and could only come out ahead in that comparison.

NYCers made that mistake with Giuliani and 9/11.

If I never have to hear about New York again I’ll be ecstatic. “THERE ARE OTHER PLACES”, I want to scream into the void.

Sweetie, no. He’s a petty man who won’t put aside his beef with de Blasio for a unified public health message. Take some of the coronavirus theater with a grain of salt. I see cynical politicians trying to create a Giuliani 9/11 moment for themselves.

<Is anyone at Nissan/Infiniti doing work to make their cars better?>

I’ve argued for years that this is one of the ugliest cars a person can buy:

Everytime I even dip my toe into thinking about a new pickup I get sticker shock looking at Rams, Fords and Toyotas.

The new ones look slightly better than when this style came out... but still... there are so many things going on that don’t go together...

Also just like Nissan, terrible quality cars driven by people who care more about swiping through their phone than driving.

I might be a heretic, but I think the new Maximas and Altimas actually look pretty nice. From the perspective of someone outside the car who doesn’t have to drive it, at least.

That’s damning Infiniti with faint praise considering most Nissans look like they got the full on U-G-L-Y treatment.

Just like with Nissan, most Infinitis are quite old. Also like most Nissans, they’re quite ugly.

There is a 14 year old nude photo of me circulating out there. It’s actually from decades ago, when I was a naked baby in a bathtub. But the photo itself was printed in 2005 when my dad was at the height of his scanning and reprinting family photos on his brand new HP photo printer so my mom could scrapbook. So I know…

Oh, so that’s why that bizarre 9-year old post is trending today.

Better get the scales. And a duck.

"And I have a message for any young woman who is thinking about running for office and has ever attended a costume party with her husband or done anything stupid on camera. Run for office. Fight for this country. Don't let this sort of tactic deter you."

@Oleander: What about your dildo? Maybe it wants to run for office and will be embarrassed by you.