Well...she did say it was Los angeles, so...the entertainment industry is fucked up in more ways than one, and a lot less ladies are found there as well.

• It’s so much harder to find a woman you want to be great friends with than find a man to sleep with. Everyone comes to LA with a drive to be successful, so we don’t get to have that too often.

Her stand up is racist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh I don’t know, how can the affections of a lowly jezebel commenter weigh against the mighty wrath of the Mighty Jezebel Bloggers?

Oh, honey...

For some reason all snark on Jez towards Rita Ora is only making me like her more.

Wrong.

Stahp

I don’t think he’s bisexual, just that he experimented and realized he was not into dudes so he stopped. But I feel like the vibes there took a tone that is frequently used at Bisexuals, especially Male bisexuals. This borderline machismo shit. Remember when few days ago Cate Blanchett pretty much said the same thing…

J.K. Rowling put the Westboro Baptist Church on blast.

When asked “Did you ever think ‘Why are all these women in here? I thought this was supposed to be a man’s movie?’”during a Mad Max: Fury Road press conference at Cannes, my side piece Tom Hardy responded with a succinct and annoyed “no.”

Like “I was taught to analyze books in English class..” didn’t reek of superiority. I repeat :

Well, I’d consider “I Saw Her Standing There” a pretty fucking good contribution to rock and roll. Pissing off every old person in the UK didn’t hurt either.

She was 11 when she did it, and the book didn’t specify if it was on the mouth, to my recollection.

Haven’t you heard? The Beatles were even more famous than Jesus.

If someone paid you 3 mill to write a memoir and you didn’t do it, I’d honestly trap you in my basement & force you to write it and use the money for myself. Make shit up yo! Money is money. Screw artistic integrity!

There’s a difference which you’re ignoring. Everything Lena did had an explanation - was it emotionally manipulative and needy? Yes. Does she have no boundaries? Yes. Was it sexually abusive? The way Lena wrote it - no, it wasn’t.

Hot take : Write your goddamn memoir, get your bloody advance. If you’re sick of other people’s memoirs, don’t read them! Pick out something you like and read that instead, instead of complaining about how people shouldn’t write memoirs. If somebody paid me to write a memoir, I’d go for it, even knowing that it’s…

Yeah, fair enough but I have found some real satisfaction with at least a few of the memoirs recently. Reading Tina Fey and Mindy Kaling’s stories was inspiring and helpful. Both as a lady and as someone who’s trying to make it in the world they’re a part of. I honestly did not feel like they were vanity projects.…