I think her new book will be out in the next year or two so there is hope!

Mallory Ortberg is the only trustworthy source on this matter

I’m sure you think you’re asking instead of telling, but you’re REALLY not. Your “questions” seem like you’ve already decided the answers to them.

You do not know anything about my stepdad’s situation. America REGULARLY deports people back to their death. 100s of Central Americans who *sought* asylum status were deported and then killed in their native land. He applied for asylum before he came to the country, and it took them so long. The bombs don’t stop…

Thank you. And please take care of yourself <3 I know it’d been getting rough out there.

she has a green card, but not an citizenship.

process takes years and is very exhausting. my step dad is a muslim immigrant from the middle-east who fled during the Lebanese war. trust me, he isn’t going to be able to stay in Trump’s America.

you do realise there are plenty of loopholes in our refuge laws right? that undocumented residents still have the right to be treated humanely? they weren’t treated humanely during the Obama admin, but now the mood is more like, lynch them.

Oh my god. I cannot imagine the mental trauma of being surrounded by people who voted for Trump. To have them be women must be even more alienating. Bless you, and thank you. I’m glad to have read this from you. Take care of yourself <3

thank you from the bottom of my heart for reaching out to help us.

i’m documented. i’m a citizen. i’m sure i will be fine.

i can get mad at multiple things at the same time, just fyi. women of colour (esp. black women) are asked to put gender above their race, to be in solidarity. after years of doing so, to think white women would do the same was a mistake. i am mad at myself for thinking that Trump’s sexism and sexual offences would put…

there are many who don’t think like Trump who will not stand up and defend us when we are being physically assaulted and stripped off our dignity. cis straight white people often stay silent when we are attacked. it is no comfort to me to know that they don’t think like Trump. i wish to know if the majority of the…

im so fucking tired of white women who hate black people and muslims and other poc so much that they want us dead more than they want their bodily rights

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

fuck, you guys. FUCK. what the fuck am i going to do. what the fuck is all of this.

first Indian-American senator!!!

im an idiot. VODKA? i should’ve gotten moonshine

MY SISTER HAS PRESENTLY BROKEN OUT IN HIVES

guys i think i’ll have to stand in this polling line forever and also im standing behind people who cast protest votes so i’ve had to repeat this to myself like a mantra : “sita nkosi u will NOT try to engage the group of Jill Stein voters in front of you IT WILL DO NO GOOD gurl respect yourself DON’T ENGAGE no no you…