LOL

Prople are made up of mostly water. All I have to do is put my fist is some ice cubes for a little while then go around punching people for charity.

I really want a whole line of nail polishes that detect various chemicals.

Well there will no doubt be more than a few cases where they'll actually know or have a very good idea of who did it. They can press charges, and let the world see just how fucked up victim blaming is when some people try to blame them for letting their drinks get drugged.

Perhaps if this nail polish enables thousands and thousands of women to detect these drugs in their drinks, people will stop denying that rape culture exists.

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

Sadly, yes. So many horrific memories of female teachers demanding that I come up to the board. Not because they gave me erections but because the male teachers must have just known. There's not even always any obvious stimulus.

Really. Can you show me the location on this map where he prefers to swim…?

Another successful edition of "Why?", a column by Kate Dries!

My boyfriend wears a pair of highlighter yellow running shorts for swimming. Just dick. Dick everywhere.

Fucking hallelujah. I worked in the juvenile court for eight years and zero tolerance laws were always a menace. They didn't allow for discretion, they were unproven and yes, the more time you spend in jail, the less likely you are to graduate from high school. Zero tolerance policies did not have any demonstrable…

In the interest of research, I just asked my husband. Below is his response.

This always struck me as a teen boy sort of thing. I think I'm a little older than the group of kids that I first saw doing this.

Wait, WHAT inevitable piss dribble stain? Men constantly dribble pee?

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

I can't stop laughing

That makes me happy

"the device doesn't fall afoul of any FAA regulations"