The fleece must be worn with cargo shorts. Even if it’s sleeting outside. That I’ll never understand.

Dear Megyn,

Seriously. Megan lost that crucial 60-110 year old demographic when she left Fox News.

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

Yeah if I were to take an underboob photo like that, you would be looking at my nipples. The gals could use a bit of perk.

oh you mean a studio apartment? These tiny home owners typically have a LOT of smugness about how all they want is to be environmentally friendly, but it’s pretty well demonstrated that the most environmentally friendly thing you can do is live in a densely populated city, in an already existing apartment.

Maks loves Peta so much that he dumped her a few years ago because he wanted to trade up. He dated Kate Upton but she dumped him for her ex. He maybe tried to get with his DWTS partner Meryl Davis but she wasn’t interested and went back to her ex. He tried to get with J.Lo but she went back to Casper. He tried to get…

Republicans: “Shut up, turtleface. We have cool friends now.”

The difference is the people behind Watergate were actually pretty smart and knew how to try and cover their tracks, so it took a while for the necessary evidence to come out. If Nixon hadn’t made the tapes, the odds are he would have not had to resign.

You know things have gotten bad when Donald Trump isn’t even the dumbest Donald Trump.

Also including the 1-877-Kars4Kids song, which really gets in your brain.

Because Autism presents itself around the same time as the first round of immunizations. By comparison, many young adults receive a meningitis vaccine before college. Symptoms of severe psychosis typically manifest shortly thereafter, in early adulthood. Could that mean the meningitis vaccine causes psychotic breaks?…

I made a wish while in the shower and it came true within a week. That doesn’t mean showers grant wishes. Correlation is not causation.

I watched John Oliver’s show on vaccines last night. He said that vaccines are victims of their own success. I have to agree with him on that. My parents knew children maimed or killed by illnesses vaccines prevented. Both of them had measles and were quarantined. My grandfather’s whole family was killed by the…

He makes me want to take his lunch money, and I’m a transsexual

will you be sad if he doesnt reply?

That’s because Trump is the puppet master that’s operating his mouth, along with other body parts.

My grammar school (catholic) was 3 levels, so there were a lot of stairs involved, especially when you got into the upper grades (6th-8th) and started changing classes. My buddies and I were hockey nuts (growing up in NJ in the late 80’s) and in between classes if we passed each other in the halls, stairs, parking…