If you're snarking, you shouldn't be surprised when people respond to it. Woman up.

Welcome to capitalism. You don't deserve to be in business if you can't cover your costs, and stealing your employees wages to cover you credit card fees is not covering your costs. And please, please take take that " small business, do everything they can, good community members, give to charity" bullshit and…

Except they are calling it a minimum wage fee, not a credit card fee. They aren't listing cash vs credit priced on the menu. They are explicitly faulting the staff for getting more in wages.

My ex husband was like the coffee dude. I was once out of town on business and he decided to cook his own dinner from a cookbook recipe. He called me at my hotel and asked if we had any "attractive ramekins." I said hell no, use Pyrex cups. He wouldn't tell me what he was making. The following day I asked how the…

Since absolutely nothing spoken from Cumia's mouth should be considered intelligent, I choose to bring attention to the deeds of an individual that is far more worthy of attention and negates this ignorant man's argument. Let me introduce Katherine Johnson, a black research mathematician who worked in the all-male…

Honestly, let's be honest. You're seeing white males smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee at the console and putting people on the moon. How is this a horrible thing?

Ubertrout should do a BCO about host/hostesses and people flipping their shit on them. I saw it for the first time a few weeks ago (at a goddamned Red Robin, like, really?) and I was horrified. It was a family of three, the hostess had already arrived at the table before she realized that they'd gone to a completely…

Or she's been slowly poisoning him for years—"this doesn't taste like my coffee at home! Where's the hint of bitter almonds?"

Disagree! The man should be jailed, at minimum.

I am not calling out your typo because who cares, but "coffee costumers" made me picture someone dressing up a coffee cup in a costume. Which is hilarious. "Ughhh guys, the dry latte lady is back, and this time she wants it dressed like a cowboy!"

"In Massachusetts, that tends to mean cream and sugar."

"I can have another you in a minute/Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute"

I have a friend with a tattoo on her lower back (pretty much the "tramp stamp" area. Can't remember what it's supposed to say in Chinese (mandarin?), but our Japanese colleagues assure us it reads "workers compensation" in Japanese.

I vote for the internationally ignored song stylist barely standing before you...

So.

SS Dignity, now sailing.

"That's not why she was incarcerated!"

On my first day of living in LA, my pals decided we should all get tattoos to celebrate our move. I really had no desire, but figured if I got *something* it would force me to make enough money to eventually have it removed. I wasn't even drunk - that was just my normal reasoning. Anyway, it was this super shady…

It's a spade because obv I was hardXcore at 17 years old. Used to hang out with a 20-something Juggalo who had the hots for me and maybe/maybe not traded some BJs for beer. He had a 'tattoo artist' friend who owed him a 'favor' (drug money) and was like "omg grl i can hook you up with a free tat ilu." Being a very…

I knew a guy once who had the classic drunken blackout tattoo moment, except that when he woke up with a brand new mystery tattoo, his was beautiful and said "Karate Explosion" in gorgeous script with pretty curlicues and stuff. Did he do karate? No he did not. Does he know where he got the tattoo? No he does not.…