"Today, I will steal a Blahnik and it will be glorious."

Please use this as an opportunity to reintroduce Ghost Ghirls. PLEASE.

Why are they playing during Vin Scully's story time? I'm serious. I could listen to him tell baseball stories all day long. The game is secondary. God bless him and God bless Don Zimmer. RIP.

I can sympathize. I lost my sister in December and I have a goofy clip of her recording a clip of a TV show we loved with her Iphone. On the clip she sent I could hear her giggling, you have no idea how much that small clip and the small sound of her giggling means to me.

As someone who lost a sibling too early, I would give one million dollars (well, ok, the $148 in my checking account) for 20 minutes of video tape, just to see her and hear her voice again.

It's never reasonable to throw a ball at 90+ MPH (if you're really being that picky, as if an 89 MPH fastball doesn't hurt while a 95 MPH does) at another player just because that player got you for two HRs in a game.

Why should Price have hit Ortiz AT ALL just because Ortiz hit a HR off of him and admired it? You're mad you gave up a huge jack, so you drill the guy in the ass with a 95 MPH fastball? What sense does that make?

YAY!!!! MRA PARTAY!!!!!

They would like all caged birds to STFU.

Erin, I love your stuff, but I have to respectfully disagree re: "bare minimum standard of human decency."

They believe that the market should determine why that caged bird is singing.

I'm going to guess not agreeing with her beliefs starts and ends with not having ever read any of her work, and just making assumptions about her based on her gender and race. But hey, they seem to have more of a grasp of the 1st Amendment than 90% of Americans, so you make that wall, bikers!

Another hot tip for bigger boobs - get pregnant! I'm currently 7 months and jumped from a 30E to a 34G!

I would bet it would be something like, "while her milkshake brought all the boys to her yard, her feijoada was a significantly less effective metaphor for her sex appeal."

Wally.

Oh geez. It looks like she peed out all that glitter at the botttom.

I love the one with the big Cossack hat. "Hey. You. Boy. I kept in woods, train as fighter since girlhood. All animals, they fear me, give up lives to make bonding outfit. You come here. Be my mate. Do not run."

Wow... she looks like a hunched & frightened soft-serve.

Mermaids that are self-conscious of their fin?