If it's not Anthony Weiner I'll eat my hat.

Are you Maude Lebowski?

I think the big reason Julia hasn't (yet) become a big deal is because she's so sweet and unassuming. Ken Jennings was sort of a dick — wait, no, TOTALLY a dick — and, well, it's hard not to pay attention to a dick.

I think you meant "Wellesley and MIT grad" ;)

I think of her as a Jeopardy! silent assassin. She lures you in- you start thinking, maybe tonight is the last night, because someone usually has the upper hand on her for like the first 10 questions. And then you start talking to whoever your watching with, you miss like a minute of the show, and when you start…

Football has 11 people on one side of the ball

I know it's still getting loads of talk in the media, but I find it refreshing that this Kardashian nuptials isn't getting the publicity blitz the last one did. I mean, I guess it's good they're capable of some level of restraint. Although when it comes to that family, restraint is more like, "That giant bear mauled…

Is that the 2014 version of a monocle popping out?

I much prefer the reading of St Paul's 3rd letter to his ex wife. "I promise the alimony will be paid by Friday, I'm in with a guy that owes me big, just a few more days is all I ask.'

I've run into a few little kids who ask those kinds of questions, I usually say, "He sounds like a pretty great guy, doesn't he?" and move on. It's a friendly response for the kiddies and keeps well out of the deeps of actual religious discussion.

Yep, every last one of 'em! *Crosses off list, dusts hands with satisfaction*

looks more like Jesus is in a colon...maybe because Jesus needs to save my colon after this weekend!

When I'm asked if I've found Jesus, I reply, "What? Have you lost him AGAIN?"

Real question here: Are white Americans automatically assumed to be Christians as a default?

I live in Colorado (though I hail from England), and I wasn't surprised that two of the Jesus stories were based here. I have some good 'crazy Christian' stories, my best one was from when I worked for a retailer for a time here (in a suburb of Denver) as a cashier at a retail clothing chain.

I had a woman come…

This weekend it was raining (well it was a holiday weekend) and there is a knock at the door. My wife opens it and there is a guy standing there, soaking wet who says "I am disappointed in the weatherman as he said it would be sunny today, but I have never been disappointed in the Bible" and then proceeds to read from…

A table of 4 older men (with bibles on the table with their Sunday afternoon lunch) overheard a regular customer congratulate me on my recent wedding my first shift back after my honeymoon.

I am still unsure as to whether she meant Jesus or the creepy ghost kid who apparently watches me sin.

I'm glad all of the Chinese have been saved, that's a load off my worry plate.