Succinct and vicious truth-telling, a perfect combination.

I had totally forgotten about this song. Reading the lyrics just now gave me chills.

Traumatic asphyxia is not the only type of asphyxia that exists, so they really need to quit bullshittin’. 

CRACCAs! Another one for the archives!

Fa realz. This ain’t your first rodeo.

Exactly. This has been a long time coming. 

Wanda Sykes to Scott Baio:

I saw this on my Twitter feed yesterday and the abject caucacity was flowing thick and fast.

However, therapeutic remedies include getting the fuck over yourself, being publicly shamed and an experimental treatment that involves a series of bowel-cleansing, percussive face massages, or: “having the shit slapped out of you.”

My granny used to always have those strawberry candies around. Love those things!

I’ll share my Ricola with you. I always keep some on hand.

When she was mentioned in the Lana Del Rey post, I didn’t know who she was and didn’t care enough to try to find out.

This is great! My coworker and I talk about Waiting to Exhale all the time, and the soundtrack is iconic.

But I can’t cancel something I never subscribed to.

Nice!

He’s shaking his head over the fact that they aren’t using the sense that He gave them.

Pastors in Albany, GA - “We told y’all’s stupid asses!”

Exactly. Also the distance was more than likely not even six feet.