Except she’s been an open philanthropist for years. Nicki has nothing to do with her brother’s problems - those are HIS problems. And - in case you bring this one up - she didn’t bail him out from jail. Bye xoxo

His name was Fluffy.

**Catalina update**

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

Yeah, no. They’re suing to protect all the Joshes of the world.

I’m listening to the song right now and I gotta say - This is good pop music.

I’m not *not* taking his word, but I am curious as to what’s going on here—is it a straight guy appropriating queer culture so he can force himself on unsuspecting women, or what?

OMG - I’m so uncool. I just saw the name of the band as gibberish. And now. Now I see it. Power Bottom. I’m old

I play the flute professionally.

I’ve told this story a lot but never in Kinja so I’ll share it here: I had to play “My Heart Will Go On” on the trumpet in 5th grade and it was real torture.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

Some chicks enjoy seeing a sweet ass & rack just as much as some men do.

He’s got lotion delivery set up on Amazon Prime, that’s for sure.

How many women does this guy have buried in his basement? Jw

I would have personally chosen to call him a “Huge Shithole” in the headline, but I also feel it’s our unique ways of thinking that make Gizmodo Media Group’s diverse portfolio of online platforms so compelling.

The show originally trafficked in bawdy but trite intimacies, but as its cast’s personal crises have intensified, its popularity has faltered.

Dave Chappelle shouldn’t be embarrassed about saying we should give Trump a chance. I think you should always give people the opportunity to do their job and prove themselves. In this case, Trump has proved that he’s a wildly inconsistent, bizarre, childish man with impulse control issues.

This is a definite reach.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.