I have pale strawberry blonde eyebrows, I’d use blonde or clear if you just want subtle definition, or brown if you want fill in and drama, which is what I use it for.

I believed I was abducted by aliens several times growing up that actually turned out to be episodes of sleep paralysis. Pretty terrifying/interesting phenomenon. Any fellow sufferers here?

I have very curvy thighs so I have to wear stockings for tall people.

I feel left out in the market. I’m a short hourglass, 34 GG currently, and I want cute lingerie. I need lingerie for extremely curvy short people.

RMS living luminizer is the perfect subtle dewy sheen that comes in a white that’s to die for on my pale skin!

I’ve met him twice and while his comedy is not really my thing (too mean), he was very nice in person.

I dated a guy quite a bit older than me who didn’t bother to break up with me, just ghosted me. He treated me like shit the entire relationship, and then 2 months after I stopped hearing from him, he wants to be friends. He sent me a Flight of the Conchords video on Valentine’s Day called “Chorus of ex-girlfriends”.

28 here. I graduated in 2007, went straight to college, picked a useless major, dropped out due to mental illness, and have subsequently worked 1,000,000 menial jobs. I’ve never been financially independent and have not “lived up to my potential”. I have a brand new frown line wrinkle that just popped up like a week…

Cat ass trophy?

I had a dream about Bohemian Rhapsody before I actually heard the song.

e.l.f. has the best double pencil sharpener ever, better than my Lancôme and Bobbie brown large or small pencil sharpeners. It’s both. I don’t know what that’s called right now, long day. ( :

A documentary I was in made it into a coupe film festivals, and you best believe I watched it! It’s so cool to experience it with an audience.

I am your Momager!

Those makeup skills were TRAGIC.

I countered his every insult with a compliment about how (genuinely, I might add, because I was awesome at my job) great each one I applied looked on her. When he went outside to smoke a cigarette, I offered her some samples and just told her how beautiful she was and that I hope she comes back and sees me. I wish I…

That’s fabulous! I’m so sad and feel guilty about how I lost my job, so I’ve avoided going in the store since. I’m hoping to get over that soon. I’m out of almost everything and I cannot bear to leave the house without my Nars radiant creamy concealer!

One time I had a client who was pretty but had a lot of makeup on and wanted a lighter, more natural look. Her deadbeat boyfriend kept criticizing every lipstick she tried on, said she looked like a whore and he wasn’t buying it, and said she should look more like her sister. I had to go to the break room to cry after…

I tried this in the early days of my now prolific bralessness, and that’s how I found out I’m allergic to the adhesive in bandaids. Fun for all!

I am bipolar and used to work at there until my depression and anxiety took over and I couldn’t work anymore. But helping people and listening and making them feel beautiful and appreciated was hands down the best part of my job. I was usually called to help the more difficult clients as I had a lot of patience and…

I haven’t showered in 6 months. I just take baths. I don’t have the strength or will to stand in the shower.