I don’t really have anything to add to this except that Cole and his brother’s twitter exchanges are effing hilarious and made me a fan of his even before I started watching Riverdale. In which his character is the BEST. Fight me, Archie fans!

“The big problem I have is having a maximum of one body and one set of typing fingers at any time,” jokes the author. “Mostly what’s happening is, in the last couple of years, I finished the six-hour-long adaptation of Good Omens for the BBC. I’m wrapping up the Norse mythology book, and right now I’m about a third of…

The Ocean at the End of the Lane is one of my all time favorites EVER. I have a signed Sandman...

I’m not really sure that I “get it” myself, but I have some ideas.

The Anubis scene gave me chills. And the Jinn/Salim interactions were so sweet and tender. I could feel Salim’s lonliness and dejection. I was yelling at the TV, afraid the Jinn would hurt Salim. It was a great love scene.

It wasn’t an iPad. The second time we saw Robbie’s dick pic, it was superimposed over a framed photo from Shadow and Laura’s wedding. I think it was supposed to be telling us that Shadow can hardly look at artifacts from his life with Laura without thinking of her infidelity.

I don’t think she needs to be in human form in the Cairo scenes for the sex scenes to not be bestiality. Having sex with a shapeshifter when they’re in their humanoid form is no more bestiality than sex with a vampire is necrophilia.

Dicks aside, I’m amazed this turned out to be so good. I was very, very worried - so much of the book is about tone - and they’ve captured it perfectly. The lighting people need all the awards.

My ex pulled this shit. He constantly threatened suicide if I left, and then when I finally did leave, he called me and told me he was in a fucking field in the middle of nowhere in a different state with a knife and was finally going to do it. I ended up having to call the state police to go get him. After I did,…

“...it seems that this act was directed towards his ex-girlfriend, towards whom he had a violent history of domestic abuse.”

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

/hug

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

But you kept talking to her?

I’m pretty sure she means rich person gardening, which is mostly collecting flowers, herbs, and/or vegetables from your garden, documenting it on Instagram, and then handing it all off to the help to make dinner with. (Also documented on Instagram.)

WOW, this was amazing. Your mom should write an oral history of NYC during this time!

The actor is obviously Jeff Goldblum

Have you seen Valentina? She is excellence.

I went to DragCon. And i couldnt wait in that long line to meet her. I had injured my foot earlier in the week and standing on it hurt. I did buy her tshirt. Its amazing. I love Valentina. As a mexican-american I just feel really connected to her and what she’s about. I absolutely loved when Aja was going off on…

Why not? :/