“If every person was guaranteed exactly what we want, we would all probably have a main squeeze, as well as several fuck buddies, or random hookups.”

Is she sweet? YES. Does she look like Linda Evangelista? SURE. But homegirl does NOT have the Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent for this competition. We’ve seen sweet and innocent before, but this is NOT RuPaul’s Sweet and Innocent Race!

I’m no Honorable Kara Brown, but I do believe this might be shade!

As a person with blonde eyelashes, I would kill a bitch for those beautiful, dark lashes! *cries into expensive mascara*

It’s great when band names lend themselves to adjustment when they break up. Quadratonix. Fourth Harmony. Two Directions. The White Stripe. Journeys.

Kaplan, who appears to have delivered this message from a rainforest (although everyone is wearing long sleeves?)

I’ll always love Goldie, but the more I see and hear Schumer, the less appealing she becomes.

this is great. i’ve been hate loving nancy for years. my mom and i love to imitate her callers to each other. (in heavy southern accent) “oh nancy i just love you so much. those twins, lucy and john david, are a true blessing from god. they are so beautiful. are they healthy? good great. now...was the head fully…

Trump might personally not, but he seems easily swayed by his cohorts who largely are.

Guy Ritchie certainly never wastes any time getting the Hot British Man of the Moment into a movie with his shirt off, does he?

Ah, I didn’t realise that. Also Wood-Johnson is maybe not ideal...

As an aspiring therapist I kind of hate shows like this. I have had so many clients and friends who have had really shitty therapists and are hesitant to get help when they need it because of it. We certainly don’t need more depictions of terrible therapists. Therapy is already stigmatized enough.

I don’t want this. I want Fringe, Bob’s Burgers and Buffy back.

Sam Taylor Johnson—the man who directed Fifty Shades of Grey

I bet Justin Guarini is available for Idol.

I seem to recall that there was a restaurant in Scotland of centuries-long provenance that had to withdraw its actual name due to the bottomless resources of the Golden Arches.

And now, some juicy copyright goss involving Beyoncé and her child, Blue Ivy. Beyoncé reportedly filed to trademark Blue’s full name

Stars Are Blind is outstanding.

Paris Hilton is marvelous! Stars Are Blind is a beautiful song.

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.