I have one student who has been telling me for two years that his dream job is video game reviewer on youtube. Since he literally has no other ambition in life I've tried to talk him through it and figure out how he's going to do it, how he's going to make money, etc. But he doesn't want to go through the work, he…

I think you are spot on. I went to a private Christian school K-12. Several of the people I graduated with are off doing these kinds of careers. One is an up and coming Formula 1 driver, one is a famous model who was named the hottest model of instagram, a couple of them are doing music in LA, one is a fashion…

How can anyone make fun of someone who makes delicious snack cakes??

She never consented. The situation you described is still rape. Also, "we" are not labeling it as rape; the girl said it was rape, the referenced article said it was rape, and then this Jez article said it was rape. My instinct is not to immediately doubt someone who says she's raped.

I sold mine via oncewed.com (or maybe it was preownedweddingdresses.com, I listed on both) within a few weeks of my wedding four years ago. Bought the dress for $800 new, sold it for $400.

Its her giggle! Its the sound of rainbows, I swear.

You mean to say that a Christian corporation doesn't actually give a fuck about the children they so loudly and repeatedly claim to care about, but instead they're just a bunch of self-serving, greedy capitalists!? I'm shocked.

Don't worry. Its only temporary. #Money

"I mean, it's stupid, she could be an actress! Why would you want to be me if you could be an actress?"

I feel like the main beneficiary of a Stewart-Lively body swap would be Ryan Reynolds, because I suspect Martha is 1000% better than Blake in bed.

I think it suited the subject matter. The guys who listen to bro country generally aren't heartthrobs, but they are all about some unattainable standards for women.

Yeah, I'm gonna like this one. And where can I get the pair of boots with the shark face on them, because I must own those.

He goes "No, I KNOW what tempura is, what's THAT?"

I don't know why the models are so prone to overheating. I've had phones just as big as the Galaxy and had minimal problems with the device getting hot, so I don't think it's the screen size.

In other news, can we talk about his perfect hair? Because oh my god. Is that why Superman always has perfect hair?!?

That women should have a little respect for her Doctor, Her vaginal birth has a good chance of interfering with his golf game. Pregnant women are so selfish, they act like giving birth is all about them and their babies.

Oh THAT'S a snack. Ok this story makes sense now

Sodas... snacks... those words sound familiar, but I have no idea what they are.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.