Glad to see you're still posting by smashing your face into the keyboard.

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

Hey, now. The Guidices aren't in prison. Yet.

*Sigh*

I'd rather breast milk than another god damn tuna fucking sandwich.

Oh, fuck it. I'm going to see it. White wine in my Nalgene bottle, probably a pb&j too, tons of fucking candy and I'm going to love every corny/hot/weird moment of it.

This brings me SO much joy. The show was flawed, of course, but I still love it. (Notice I stopped at the show, because as far as I'm concerned, the movies do not exist.)

most of the shit Lauryn Hill's been through seems to be self-inflicted.

Team audience. Show up and act like a professional.

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I'm starring your comment and commenting for the very same reason.

I'd like to recommend this post numerous times so that it is at the top of the page.

PSA: Please do not engage with w33zy-b4by

Dear Jenny McCarthy,

All this just makes me sad...now I know I don't owe my husband sex, but my pregnancy has killed my libido...I might throw him a mercy blow job tonight.

here's my sex spreadsheet

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

"...but this is the US where illness is a bad choice made by the patient."

The main reason I did this for this week is that I feel like everyone needs to see this shit. People need to know these aren't isolated incidents.