"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

I think it's an accomplishment to stay in school as a teen parent and graduate.

That's why her hair is so big—its full of self-awareness

First thought: "MUST GO EAT POTATO SKINS AND SUPPORT THIS AWESOME GUY"
Second thought: "Shit, I live in Scotland"

Kitteh approves.

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

I think we could all use a hedgehog in an egg cup.

I know the difference is that they had hard proof that he did it, but anyone else finding it ironic that tweeting about rape gets the book thrown at you, while actually raping someone usually brings little response from law enforcement. See police responses when athletes are accused of rape.

Man, I was hoping she was named after someone's grandparent so I could feel better about my cousin who said he was going to named his dog after ours and straight up named his dog Grandma.

HUSH YOUR FACE

Pretty sure rules like that don't apply to star quarterbacks (given the other things they get away with...).

The first sentence indicates that we are discussing the current season of Mad Men. If you are not caught up you are free to stop reading at that point.

Actually, Dr. Phil, unless you're a trained fire fighter, when the house is on fire you should GTFO.

I'm excited for this not just because it's another show featuring poc as main characters, but because A. it's made by Shonda Rhimes, B. it has Viola Davis and Alfred Enoch (a.k.a. Dean Thomas from Harry Potter) and C. I love anything dealing with law and murder mysteries.

I've been having some rough days. Depression, etc.
This article and the one last week have literally given me the kick in the ass to get out of bed. I figure if she can get out of bed every day, then so can I.
I don't know where she found this kind of strength and courage, but I have the greatest admiration for her.…

The dog is clearly trying to tell them that Sgt. Bos has a bomb. Why is no one listening?

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

"The foot of the bed." - Rachel Green, 1994.