My mom was talked out of spelling my name Dzsesszika. I might change it though.

Kids...the little people who depend on adults for protection. Fuck 'em. /eyeroll

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's not singing about having sex in the back of a limo; she's singing about giving a blow job in the back of a limo. If more teens started emulating her, teen pregnancy would actually decrease.

What? Why would you want him to just say "No" instead of explaining his reasons for saying No?

I will never, ever, ever, EVER do a customer-perspective one of these, ever, and your comment highlights why. I wrote this earlier:

Didn't miss — Was covered with a huge headline over the weekend.

See ya, Beiber!

Nah, he's got enough to eat with all those chips on his shoulder. Doesn't even need popcorn.

I'm starting to understand how someone could shoot him nine times.

It's only defamation if it's not true, so is she:

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

Dear Jack Antonoff: This is what happens when we don't use capital letters. Had you just said "and open-minded* Brown students," there would have been far less confusion.

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

This is a place for sharing stories about customers who don't listen - I'm not sure why you wrote a long post about how alter_ego can be a better phone salesperson, especially since she no longer works there.

*"Last year he was partying with six chicks..."*

I'm seeing a lot of commenters spent 50-300 hundred dollars on their prom. I personally wore a burlap sack with one blue ribbon to my prom and instead of a limo, walked barefoot uphill in the snow for three miles to get there. My date was a raccoon. It cost me about 7 dollars at the time.

The average amount American teens and their parents expect to spend on prom has dropped this year—to a mere $978.

Pretentious and absolutely ignorant and unwilling to learn is a VERY bad combination.

SO I used to work at a very busy restaurant in a college neighborhood in DC. The intersection we were at was the hub of the neighborhood, the place you'd tell your cabbie to go. So in the summer we got a lot of foot traffic outside our (open) floor to ceiling accordion windows. The most coveted dining tables were the…