Diane also goes around the country throwing temper tantrums when men try and open the door for her. She has abortions at eight months and three weeks. And she files false rape complaints by the score.
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Does TSA require you to check your jean shorts?
I love the accusing looks the fox randomly gives the camera... Like, EXCUSE ME THIS IS SRS BSN.
Dat audio and video timing at 1:12. "It takes immense concentration, and he needs complete [fox GLARE] *quiet*"
I snuck and had the groomer do this to my Poofy Girl once and her daddy called me like "how the fuck can I look cool walking a blue nose with pink nails?!?" His reaction was almost as awesome as she looked.
This is my handsome boy Zeke rejecting gender stereotypes.
What, you don't get your kicks filing false reports with the police? It's all the rage in my feminazi commune.
awesome0 is already indicative of the defense, positing that women lie about domestic abuse ALL THE TIME. I thought domestic abuse was under reported, but apparently it is over reported and falsified!
REAL food doesn't look like the food you see in advertising. OPEN YOUR EYES. Stop food shaming!
Idris Elba's girlfriend is pregnant!
I feel you Terrence. That's just like the time that I shot down Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same night. They'll probably tell you it didn't happen, but I can tell when a guy orders his security to remove the sexiest bitch in the bar because he can't trust himself around her. It's hard out there for a…
It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.
...sorry, I was just trying to help!
This deserves its own comment, hope no one minds. But how could you, when it's Chris Pratt and his adorable baby boy.