Geez man, when you start to hear all these stories of what a weird old creep Alan Thicke was back in the 80s, it's just like NO WONDER Kirk Cameron went all super Jesus on everybody. Shit, no wonder.

HAHA this is the most meaningful thing my writing has ever accomplished.

My cat fell off the fridge this morning. He just...I don't know. He's a fucking moron.

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OMG. RPatz IS EDWARD.

...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.

Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:

we had a lot of calls in the office and people thought that that actually was me in the skit.

There just needs to be a moratorium on Miley Cyrus for like a month. It's just too much.

Why do pro-gun people always assume they have the only gun in a situation like this?

I'm going to click on the hash-tag #greatful and then judge all of them.

I was feeling sassy-slash-pretty in a breezy white dress. Did I mention he was shirtless? My heart still flutters when I remember it.

Miley does know that the job of P!nk is already being admirably performed by P!nk, right?

You must be new here.

IDRIS ELBA:

Shut up Jenny. Shut up Bret. Shut up Dominic. Shut up Dr. Phil. Shut up Miley.

The Hall family discussed this over dinner and they do not approve!

while i do not have said sears photo scanned, here is me in that t-shirt.

And just like that, Irina's dreams of playing quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons were plucked from her.