I don't know what's worse: A news anchor trashing another celebrity in a public way, a celebrity responding to it in the most childish way (Hashtags? Really?), another stupid-ass feud between the rich and famous, Katie Couric BACKTRACKING what was a very true statement, Kim Kardashian herself, Katie Couric herself,…

WE ARE IN A FIGHT NOW

Ah, well I see your problem. You're still wearing clothes. It's really hard to find when you aren't naked.

I wish "pudding pop" was an occupation.

You just have to give him the "lion" cut. He'll love you.

Gordon Ramsey's about to go berserk. "Shut it down! Shut it down!"

$830 sunglasses? Psah! Dana's are 25,000, have you heard?

+1 stream of tea from nostril of GrungeBanjo

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

I'm there too. What a day...

Selena Gomez took Justin Bieber back on the condition that he stops acting like a zit. [TMZ]

Oh, YAWN. Calling people "uncivilized" is some classist bullshit.

So today I've learned that the best way to serve The Lord is by peeing in a bucket.

Ugh Lena Dunham shut up. Stop name dropping. She's 'with' Jay Z, along with a hundred other people, to watch him rap for 6 hours straight at an art gallery. SHUT UP.

"Taylor Swift is the whorish face of doomed America."

I'd rather see a gladiator-style contest in which women battle the patriarchy using logic and steel-toed boots.

Probably a little harder than being a passive Internet troll, I'd imagine.