That’s part of the problem! I moved to Minnesota from Georgia and have no idea how to dress professionally in cold weather. I found an old Jez article that gave suggestions and bought some of what was on it, but I’m still kind of lost.

Moved across the country last week and start my new job Monday. I am TERRIFIED.

I just learned the hard way that mice can climb up through plumbing and get into your toilet so...it’s kind of true.

I don’t know how much they offered but my dad’s a nice guy and said he just wanted a signed copy of his CD. Then when he got it he didn’t like it and was like, “Well, shit!” He claimed he was planning on changing his IG handle anyway.

My dad’s name is Allen Stone, so despite never having heard a song by him, I feel a connection to him. But even my dad doesn’t like his music, though his camp did pay my dad to change his name on Instagram.

My mom and stepdad are on the verge of divorce, which will be #2 for both of them. My mom is talking about how she has time to have a good marriage with a new person, but knowing her, I just don’t see that being possible. It’s been a good lesson for me that if my marriage doesn’t work out, I’m not going to try again.

Peele and Chelsea Peretti’s engagement has made my day. No, my WEEK.

I theorized last night when browsing Brit’s IG that this in some way relates to her new single/album that should be coming out soon. But that also seems a little too complex for Britney.

Thank goodness. I love him.

I actually had dinner with a couple friends and we were talking about our unconventional crushes. I said Joel McHale and they agreed, then I said Daniel Tosh and they were like GROSS. To be fair, this was back in season one before it was revealed how truly disgusting he is.

WAIT WAIT WAIT DOES SHE MEAN JOEL MCHALE???

That was one of my negative reviews, was that I wasn’t following the schedule. Please, someone tell me how 2-year-olds are supposed to have structured reading and puzzle time for 20 minutes.

I was in the two-year-old room, which is notoriously a tough age anyway, and I worked 10:30 to 6:30. We had 6 kids in the class, but most days one or another would be out, which put us under the school’s ratio, so they would send the other teacher home when I got there...And she was their longest-running veteran. And…

I had panic attacks every day going into work at a daycare when I was 21. Thankfully, I got “let go”. Clearly it was not the path for me.

I thought it was guacamole. I wish it was guacamole. I want guacamole.

Why did the last two make me cry? What is happening????

Book club? I think it’s on the bookshelf in my classroom...

I think she is the most beautiful woman of all time ever to exist ever. Ever.

I remember reading these stories in years past, and yet I’m so freaked out I had to turn on another episode of Glee so I could maybe sleep soon.