I teach 9th grade and I’m seriously considering using this in my classroom. Even 15-year-olds need time-outs.

And Nicki Minaj.

I have so many thoughts today:

Georgia is sometimes a lighter color!

My mother-in-law did Medifast for 5 weeks and lost a pound. She was telling me about the details and I think I hurt myself fake smiling and nodding.

Considering it was kind of traumatic, I don’t even remember the outcome. I think I managed to make it work.

I remember crying once in college because I had $6 to my name and had to decide whether to buy tampons or food. So yes, I feel this.

I love that!

I thought for a while it would just be my sister and his, but that didn’t end up working out.

I am very opinionated on this subject. What I have observed is that having a lot of bridesmaids (10+) is a MUST with my rich, country club acquaintances. It’s almost a status thing. I had 6 and I was mad at myself for having that many.

Ben Carson annoys me. My brother-in-law’s mother is super Conservative, and on Earth Day liked his post that basically said, “Happy Earth Day. Let’s abolish the EPA.”

Am I the only one a little confused that a 22-year-old married a 19-year-old? And they’re already having babies? Do Duggars approve of divorce? Does not sound like a good idea...

Me while reading this:

This is literally why I became a teacher. (Not really, but I do enjoy a good “ROASTED!” from the majority of the class.)

As a teacher, my thoughts exactly.

When did he get so hot?!

Noted!

Part of me thinks being recognized as a regular would be awesome and then part of me thinks I would be like "PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW ME"