sirtrumpsalot
Sir Trumps-a-lot
sirtrumpsalot

I went to college in this town for a year before I had to transfer out. The whole place is as ass-backward as this Walmart.

IRL. We worked together in high school. Dated for 7 years and then got married almost a year ago.

People who think they're regulars annoy me. My husband and I went to one of those places where you walk through the line, say what you want, and then pay at a register. We were sitting near the register and I noticed an older, nicely dressed guy walk over from a nearby business and assumed he owned one of the stores

There was a Pollo Loco in Smyrna that was replaced by a Del Taco. There’s also a Del Taco in Kennesaw. Not sure where you live.

My guess is when he punched a girl in the face.

I would do the same thing.

My husband hates me for buying bottled water. He's not even environmentally conscious, he just hates that I spend $2.99 on 24 bottles of water every two weeks.

This is genius.

This is genius.

That's the other thing, I want to say WHY THE FUCK are umbrellas so expensive, but then I guess I can't be mad when my $15 ones break so easily.

That's the other thing, I want to say WHY THE FUCK are umbrellas so expensive, but then I guess I can't be mad when

YES for this post. I was literally thinking about researching umbrellas this morning. I keep buying ones that break the moment a gust of wind hits them.

YES for this post. I was literally thinking about researching umbrellas this morning. I keep buying ones that break

Pretty sure the video was made before the DG article came out.

I will say I have never heard Follow Your Arrow on the radio...at least not in Georgia.

Unfortunately, you are too logical to hang out with these groups.

Are you...me??

I'm unfair when it comes to in-laws. I was thinking about mine, who will rearrange a damn restaurant so 6 of us can sit together, when I'm like I'LL SIT BY MYSELF I DON'T CARE. I don't know how fair that is, though.

I just don't get why it even matters in the first place. If I sit at a table with 6 other people, it's hard to talk to the people on the other side. If there are 60 people, you're still only going to be able to talk to the four people around you.

When I worked at Red Lobster we routinely had groups of 50-60 coming in 15 minutes before close who did not understand why we couldn't seat them at one table. I can't make this shit up. We had a "private room" (a room that was closed except for peak hours) and we could fit all 60 back there, but it had booths around

What. The. Fuck.

$20,000

HUGS! My two best friends are both going through the same thing. I hope you take his ass down!