This is me! Glad I'm not alone!

Not this person, but always willing to show off my dog :)

I'm sitting in the middle of a restaurant bawling now. This makes me a little less afraid to have kids.

But even then! SO MUCH MONEY from three restaurants??

Can someone explain to me how these people have so much money from restaurants? I just don't understand it.

I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever hate T Swizz

My wedding was relatively low-key so the invitations weren't a huge deal to me. I happened to see one on Pinterest that I liked, so I sent it to my mom. She liked the price, so she ordered them. Turns out they were coming from China, and we ordered right before the Chinese New Year, and according to the company, they…

Isn't he the one who just did something really nice for some one in need? (That's as specific as I get.) He's a douche, but that was a little redeeming.

yasssssssssss

And also, "But he makes good movies!"

I'm ashamed to say I only discovered two weeks ago that Kate and Rooney are sisters.

Time to call Tyrone, Azealia.

She is an idiot. She wrote a blog post condemning Angelina Jolie for getting a mastectomy and said we should stop listening to doctors and trust that eating clean will prevent cancer.

Ah, he attended the Kristen Stewart School of Acting.

My best friend just got pregnant despite being told she would never be able to. She only had to try for a few months which is great, but she was feeling some despair regardless. She had a friend tell her it's because she wasn't praying hard enough. I flew into a murderous rage when she told me that.

No way, that is just TOO logical for the politicians.

This also goes for invitations. We ordered ours not knowing they were coming from China. The proof they sent us had no spacing, we tried to cancel, they told us we couldn't, and then they never sent us the invites that they made us pay for. We had to order from someone nearby at the last minute.

So this wasn't the best first episode for me to watch and decide I'm not into? I turned it off after this scene, too. Maybe I'll start from S1E1 and see how it goes.

Every morning. If I work out that day (most days) I'll shower afterward, too. Even if it means waking up, showering, working out, showering.