This is not good Deadspin/Screengrabber.

Am I doing it wrong, or is the video 3 seconds long and contains 0 heavy metal?

“So, either something changed in the intervening weeks (since March 1)...”

Well, yeah, things did. You laid it out:
- Got their doors blown off, at home, in embarrassing fashion by Villanova (it made the Hoyas look the Rutgers of the Big East)
- Lost in the first round of the Big East tourney to fellow faded glory member…

Obligatory

Moral of the story: that shark did not buy Chobani, and neither should you.

Blubbering Heights

Downton Flabby

This is just selective video being used to confirm the stereotype.

A blowout like this tens-two do this sort of thing.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

We gotta go back Danny! Back to the future!

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From one island to another, Rikers formally welcomes Mr. Revis

Five For Fighting just got a bigger ovation than 3 Doors Down did playing an inauguration.

I think that was actually an Antonio Cromartie quote.

Cut the guy some slacks.

I think this is pretty insensitive of Mr. Harbaugh to perform a pencil dive. There is already enough lead in Michigan’s water.

Interesting - I figured he’d prefer the North Carolina logo:

Ryan’s new job.