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I thought this was a joke before the edit and was going to build on the pyramid with, “My mistake, I actually meant Chad Henne.”

Being charge with intent to distribute doesn’t mean you intended to distribute. It just means you had a lot of weed on you. I’m not saying Randolph definitely WASN’T trying to turn a profit, but pose yourself the following problem:

This dude has career earnings of $175 million and he’s in fucking Watts selling weed?

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

The AP Stylebook changed its guidelines last year to recommend crash instead of accident when any type of “negligence is claimed or proven.” (Which applies here, even without any traffic violations or other charges, since police found her at fault.)

You shut your fucking mouth.

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This is a fake article from Haisley. Where’s the 6000-word screed filled with 3000 unnecessary adverbs?

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

His drive isn’t what it used to be.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

Does this count as another major?

Jesus, he was booked with a DUI at 7 in the morning? That’s one hell of a fucking bender.

Mike, obviously.

“Uh, preferably not like Brandon Knight?”

Now imagine if Cam Newton did this.

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This one is much better encounter, the bear chases him for a long time. (Starts at 13sec)
Also some bear running facts: A brown bear can run at a max speed of 35 mph for 2 miles.

Juicero is an all-timer