Ha! That goal was so dope even Ibra was smiling after someone else scored it.

Zlatan is upset you didn’t comment on Zlatan’s amazing pass

Cut it out with the backheeled compliments, okay?

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

He’ll be managing the Bills in no time.

Just imagine if Bowles gets canned---he can be the Fisheriest, Jetsiest hire ever.

Oh god, please... I need more Tomsula in my life. (Plus it will keep him busy so he stops digging through the dumpster outside my apartment building.)

He is busy trying to talk me into a ShamWow, but once he gets back to the shelter, he will return your call.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

ROLFLMAO

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe

Fantastic.

Everything about this story is fucking awesome. This guy, Kevin Harlan, that suck-ass game, all of it. Fantastic.

“HE LOOKED MOWA LIKE ‘STATEN ISLAND’ CUZ HE WAS GAHBAGE!”

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.