You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

Mongolian Beef

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!