@GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: It is approved but you can't ask for it and you can't tell anyone that you have any.

I am not a morning person and I don't enjoy running. I did train for and finish two marathons several years ago. It takes a while to get used to running in the morning. At first it might seem counter productive because you may be tired all day. If you stick with it you will feel the benefits in a few weeks. I don't…

Ketchup is listed as an option but he does not list bell pepper or olive oil? I don't think this poor guy really knows what a sandwich is. Okay I have to cut the guy some slack for his comments about the sprouts. I am a bit of a sandwich snob and I don't want to know how much my sandwich costs. I have often wondered…

I was on the receiving end of a loan from a friend and he asked me to sign a contract. Since I was the @sshole asking my friend for a loan I had absolutely no problem signing a little piece of paper.

This is why I use the Dorothy approach to pooping. All you have to do is squeeze your cheeks together and repeat to yourself "There's no place like home."

My friends would gladly come and ask for a plunger. If they had to come back and say "we're going to need a bigger plunger" then they would were that like a badge of honor.

@bachya: I don't think they have a labor day. Most other countries give entry level employees up to 4 weeks of vacation so they don't really deserve a labor day. Bunch of lazy sacks of ....somethin.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: If you have any tasks that you need to do often try making a template for yourself using Excel. Maybe it is just me but that is a lot of fun.

@Ryan Baltazar: Try using a Neti Pot. Seems weird at first but all you are doing is washing out your nasal passages with salty water (the same stuff that makes up 70% of your body). It can help keep a runny nose from turning into a full blown cold or nasal infection.

All hospitals that I have been to have free Wi-Fi. I was on vacation and drove to the front door of the local hospital and was able to send the email from my car.

1)Boil crawfish with Louisiana seasoning.

Saving on Booze.

"noodles"

I had a fever induced seizure as a young child. The doctor said to switch between tylenol and ibuprofen to keep the fever down. Also put the child into a luke warm bath (not cold because chills can cause a fever to go up). Remember if a kid has a 102 fever and water that feels cool or luke warm to you may be cold to…

I was told by a fireman during a first aid class that butter actually helps hold in the heat from the burn and that is why it does more harm. He suggested using old fashioned non-menthol foam shaving cream. It allows the heat to escape and also blocks the air from getting to the wound and that is what causes some of…

I found that swimming helped with a past ankle injury. The stretching and constant resistance helps to get your range on motion back.

@EdWedig: Half of the offers I read on the site were for something sexual or at least that is the way I read them. That probably says more about me than the other people.

"Do Stuff For Money" is not so scary but using a young Ron Jeremy on the bill is what really makes me think I don't want to do "Stuff" for money.

Does anyone know why Excel will not automatically open a file? If I double click a file or open a file from command line I get a blank Excel window. The actual file does not open until I click on the Microsoft Office button in the top left corner. Is there a way to have Excel actually open the file when you tell it to…