What if you called the police when a dealer would not give back your check or keys?

"boring spreadsheets"

@WhineAndCheese: Today that would get your ass sued in one fat clogged heart beat.

About 3 years ago we received a random flyer in mail from a local real estate agent. It was about the size of a 3x5 note card and listed the days of the week and which restaurants had kids specials on those days. We kept the card handy for reference for about two years since we have 4 kids. Unfortunately for that guy…

It can be like so difficult to find a fast food joint while driving on a road trip. You like totally have to stop texting and look up at the road and stuff or you will never find any food on the road.

@grandzu: "Dig around in the carcass and find muscles that, when separated and sliced in a certain way, were tender and tasty enough to be sold as a steak or a roast."

I can't go to Wendy's and not get the spicy chicken sandwich so I don't care what is on the value menu.

@slater: When talking about olive oil there is no such thing as too big of a bottle. You just need more bread, chicken, sandwiches or pesto ingrediants.

Rag on a stick is all the cleaning advice I need.

I love when something in Windows is made to look prettier but it is still just as worthless. Make command prompt more useful like Unix or Linux and then we have something useful.

@ThickSkinned: I will extend an offer everyone. Invest $300 with me today and I will give you $1 every year for the next 20 years. It is a much better deal than the one above.

A difference of $16 over 15 years. I am no accountant but if you buy the $300 machine and put the other $300 in a savings account you will make more than $16 in interest over 15 years. On top of that you will be able to pay for the first repair with the $300 you saved. You cannot convince me that just because the…

@projectvirus: So true. I worked for a company that would put the maximum amount allowed by law into a retirement fund for you at the end of the year. So you get to keep all of your money but still got lots of $ towards retirement. At the same time insurance premiums were more than $1000/month and that is with two…

or fold closed while you are using it.

Anyone heard of cow magnets?

One small Tip:

but ma wife she only getz paid in one dollar billz. what am i to do?

If someone came into my house and did that with my left over pot roast I would knock them unconscious. Most of those are highly coveted left overs.