Huh, why aren't there any damn pools?

"Rape is no biggie"=rational? Intredasting.

When in doubt, turn to stereotypes! Nice.

So how you reacted to it should apply to every other person alive, and your experience is 100% emblematic of everyone else's. Got it.

Lol, this comment brought to you by a lack of perspective! Christ almighty.

Repeat: That's not what I was talking about. I meant "responsibility" in a metaphorical abstract sense, in a "the parents should maybe reevaluate themselves, instead of trying to put all the blame on some weird kid who lives in the middle of nowhere while shirking their parental duties" sense. Not the liability for…

Pelicans aren't scary? On the contrary:

"Our fans sip Bud Light and delusion equally and get drunk off both."

Dealing with violent sexual assault is a "little bit difficult"? Give me a break. What sheltered little hole have you been living in? So next are you going to say the victim in this story ought to just suck it up and get over it, or something equally stupid?

Have you suffered an incident like this, or know anyone who has? If not, then how can you possibly have any idea what the hell you're talking about? It's generally not a good look to speak on things you know jackshit about.

Calling people "nerds," now there's a good way to get people to take you seriously! If you like Cowherd and his drivel then more power to you, but what is the point in insulting people who don't feel likewise? Not that you are likely to give a shit, but guess what: You come off as a tremendous asshole. Now either…

Some would argue that stopping the clock constantly would disrupt the flow of the game, and make it long as fuck. Football games are already a daylong affair with all the constant stoppages; I don't know if I could stomach soccer being like that too, but that's just me, ha. I bet if the MLS ever does grow into the…

Living up to your kinja handle name, apparently. Where did I say anything about whether he should be liable or not? I was just agreeing with crazy goatee raver dude that these kids' parents maybe should take a look in the mirror, and be responsible for their kids.

So what?

It does have an "actual" clock. Was the other one they were using imaginary? Shit, why do so many people harp on the clock counting up thing? How is that such a sticking point, of all fucking things?

Because they uhh, don't like it? You've never voiced displeasure over something before? Who's being the asshole here, really?

Sure, sure. Subtlety=good. Hitting us over the head with it and thereby treating us all like dumbasses=bad. 'Tis a law of nature. There is one thing that bugs me, though.Who decided that the unsubtle approach to product placement was appropriate, or at all necessary? To some of these gurus/jackasses it's not enough to…

Pissing off fans and putting lame content in a game is a good way to make money?

Yeah, it just looks like crap really.

Lol, it's almost comical how ridiculous that looks. What marketing genius thought this would be a cool way to sell cars, driving little mini-Mercedes cars with video game characters and shooting them with turtle shells? Oh, and this is of course, a desecration of a classic franchise.