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Kind of doubt they will agree, but I do, for whatever that's worth! If a bunch of idiot 14 year olds are off getting drunk and OD'ing on drugs in the middle of nowhere, I'd say the responsibility lies with the idiots kids' idiot parents, unless the guy was forcing this behavior on them, or actively encouraging it.…

The fuck?

So the last time I dealt with Comcast was when I was living in a city where they were the only internet and cable provider. Tech dude who installed my modem and cable box missed my two hour window by a solid four and a half hours. I suspected that it was a product of understaffing/bad scheduling, and this story just…

I thought I'd hate Black Flag, but ended up rather enjoying it. Probably my third favorite in the franchise.

Holy crap! I was in Virginia a couple of months ago, and had no idea about those harsh speeding laws. I've been known to drive a bit too fast without really realizing it when there aren't many other cars on the road with me, who hasn't? Can't believe that could have gotten me-and so many other unsuspecting…

And amateur commenters

That swan was not fucking around. I like how: a) The swan is still gesticulating at the man, as if doing the bird equivalent of "YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, PUNK?" and b) His selfie captured the swan clearly pre-bite, as it was going in for the kill. Brilliant!

"Unwarranted condescension"....lulz! I think it's pretty warranted at this point.

An (even more) unbalanced Court would be pretty fucking disastrous. Can't imagine what kind of jackass the Tea Party would nominate.

You weren't missing much.

Kinda

How do I hop on this government subsidized sporting event ticket bandwagon?

"Defending from invaders" definitely sounds a lot more noble than "shouting obscenities at buses full of Guatemalan kids fleeing from drug cartels," that's for sure!

Aww, but college football fans are always so level-headed, reasonable and measured when an important player's honor/reputation/eligibility to play are at stake.

He will end all poverty, crime and unemployment with playoff appearances and shitty t-shirts, duuuuh!

"Save an entire city"? The fuck? Is he Batman now or something? It may not be as fun as the nutty sports-hype fantasy world you are currently inhabiting, but you should try coming back to Earth at some point.

The only thing inane here is every single thing you've said so far.

Shiner Bock is pretty terrible.

My bad, we all forgot men are incapable of responding like rational human beings when presented with provocation. They lack the mental ability to produce words or actions that diffuse situations in ways that don't involve knocking your goddam fiance unconscious. Duh