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Does Adam Sandler ever not have that blank stare/stupid look on his face?

Have you done your 2,000 MBE questions yet?!?

"Race" itself is a protected class, doesn't matter which one.

Any team that follows the Patriot Way, duh. Minus the Patriots at the moment though, whoops!

Never thought I'd laugh at an excel joke, but this stuff is brilliant.

Aww, but just think how good the make up sex will be.

That would be the bullshit move to end all bullshit move, ahh!

"Floyd Mayweather is a misogynist. And not just a misogynist, but a batterer"

Said without a single trace of irony, I'm sure.

She was definitely not loving purple nor living gold, as they say at LSU. ""Wahhh, my ACT wasn't quite good enough for one of the most competitive and prestigious state universities in the entire country. Off to court we go!" As much as right-wingers like to crow about "entitlement," I think we know who the entitled…

That being said! I hope you one day find yourself in a place where you don't feel the need to exclude yourself from things for reasons like that. Don't miss out on a good time or feel 'less than' because of awful people. Go out with your friends, and fuck what any judgmental assholes think! Often that is easier said…

Promise me, Ned! Maybe he was promising to feed her goldfish or pay the lien on her house so her creditors wouldn't take it.

Well, there's a nice and sycophantic response. If "mister author" is 'jealous' of Jeter (debatable), then you're arguably living vicariously through him. Now tell me, which is worse? And how much time did you take out of your daily Jeter circle jerk to write this?

How profound.

It sounds like a terrible time anyway! Who wants to spend their night being surrounded by guys like club promoter douche?

Dude sounds pretty needy and creepy. Why keep hassling the poor lady for instagram handles/pictures/an explanation? "Fine, don't explain yourself," said every psycho ex ever.

Yeeeah, but I really don't want to live in a world where wife beaters escape justice just because they have a great completion percentage, even though we already do. Ha

So much cap-tipping and unwritten rule breaking/enforcing. The All-Star game has to be one of the biggest circle jerks in all of sports.

Oh noes, not being 'shown up'! Anything but that!