All of them and a half

The fuck does that have to do with sports trophy parades?

Well jeez, someone's a tad cynical. I generally don't give a shit about what these guys get up to off the field, but something about a guy viciously beating his partner and threatening to murder her crosses a line with me. If everything his girlfriend said is true, then I hope this piece of shit goes to prison, and…

Oh shit, did he have any big endorsements? Any word from Darren Rovell on how this will affect the Brand?

It seems like lots of approaches are doomed for failure, bah!

I am glad I don't have kids because this shit sounds completely fucking insane. This slavish adherence to standardized testing is one of the reasons so many of our schools suck ass, and this pressure cooker competitiveness-for-competitiveness's sake probably doesn't help much either. "Competitive" two year olds? The…

No, I was more saying that they were using it as a hollow justification, not that it's just blanketly evil, no matter the context. But ride that self-righteous condescension as far as it will take you!

Barf.

Dear God

I'll never buy one of their shitty Subway sandwiches again!

I meant for it to sound empowering...like we don't need to rely on the news to keep us safe (especially since I'm not so sure they even have our best interests at heart most of the time anyway), but I can see what a dumb chest-thumping platitude it actually sounded like. Cringe.

Lol, why did you write two posts ripping my post apart at completely different parts of the day? To double down on the guilt? You're telling me to stop when I haven't even written anything since your last post. Jeez.

And just get a load of how thrilled he looks! I feel bad for him

So Ronaldo helping his team qualify is a bigger feat than Messi helping his win group games and two knockout games? Yeah, Ronaldo was hurt and Portugal would have had a better showing if he'd been 100% but Messi was coming off that hamstring injury too, and there was speculation that he wasn't 100% either.

Aww

Any word from Darren Rovell on how this will affect the Brand??

Ahh, people are oblivious to most things it seems. I also daresay that someone would have bitched no matter what that station's weather report was interrupting, and not much short of the tornado being right over their houses would change that.

All about me? Holy shit, that is quite the inference you made there. Here, I will rephrase: "let's not make our tv's responsible for our safety." Better? I have been through an F4 tornado and plenty of smaller ones, so I'm a bit incredulous about your description of these storms just dropping in out of nowhere like…

The howling winds, flying tree branches and debris, and electricity going out are usually pretty decent warnings. And anyway the information is readily available through other means besides your local ABC affiliate. I'm not going to make my tv responsible for my safety.

You are speaking in hypotheticals, when the reality is that it was his play that won those group games for them.