If a tornado is close enough to hurt you or wreck your neighborhood, you're not going to be watching fucking tv anyway.

So people rely on their tv's to keep them safe?

"However, the phrase is not found in any of Disraeli's works and the earliest known appearances were years after his death. Other coiners have therefore been proposed, and the phrase is often attributed to Twain himself. Mark Twain popularized the saying in "Chapters from My Autobiography", published in the North…

I don't know, why on earth are you commenting on my commenting two weeks late?

See, it just shows me that they have better guns/missiles than those countries. And the financial aid and political backing from the US sure doesn't hurt either.

From where I'm standing it seems you could easily flip that around to "Israel would rather kill Palestinians." But oh, silly me, Israel is doing it for 'defense' purposes so I guess that makes all the dead civilians they've created ok.

Having the stones to get informed about it and stick to that would be nice. But no, much easier to just backtrack on the whole thing like a dipshit, I guess.

I guess Casspi hasn't read much of Mark Twain. Here's a good quote for when people throw around idiotic platitudes like that: "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics."-Mark Twain. Sure, numbers don't lie, but the people crowing about them do.

Leveling apartments and killing more people makes one side "better at defense"? Interesting concept.

Why would she need to show him her id just for walking across a street? Last I checked, states didn't issue 'walker's licenses.'

So then you're whining about nothing?

It really captures Rovell's essence.

At the risk of sounding closed-minded...what the fuck was she doing bringing a four month old infant to a concert? I don't know much about infants, but my sister has a ten month old daughter, and I don't think she would have brought her to as much as an outdoor Beethoven Symphony. Inconsiderate of the other concert…

I think most of us would be pretty jazzed about seeing the USMNT in the third place match.

Really looking forward to an inspired performance today with one team's manager bitching about how they don't want to play in it, and rumors of the other team's fanbase boycotting the match rumbling about.

I don't have a problem with LeBron claiming he's matured (people tend to do that as they get older after all), as much as the sycophantic dick-slobbering reaction from the media. Does him saying he's not going to party as much really give Seth Davis chills? Give me a fucking break. The cheesy meta-stories that get…

Hahaha, yeah. Like having the most obnoxious prick fans somehow wins games. That is excellent fan/media circlejerk material right there.

That's cute.

"Accountability of culture" what the fuck does that even mean? Think you're going for "culture of accountability" there, chief. Holy shit, I hate Twitter.

Aww, how dare someone try to discredit my favorite source for spending lots of money to injure my muscles and destroy my kidneys!