This post is a great metaphor for the importance of fundamentals and execution to go along with talent and passion.

I’m glad they never, ever try to be serious.

If you find yourself getting worked up about a bat flip, kill yourself.

It has to be sarcasm...anyone that simple wouldn’t be able to type all that.

Even for the quotes that are right, they clearly don’t inspire much in the Browns.

We need to be tolerant of intolerance, otherwise it’s a double standard.

Apparently it is for one of them. Very telling.

I admire how, even though it’s been pointed out many times that the wording of these posts is inaccurate, you’re sticking to your guns....logic be damned.

When they said the zoo we all knew what they meant.

The original Sexy Rexy

I guess I’ll go ahead and ask the real question...why does he even need one of those?

There’s plenty of other myths you can still cling to...the weak division, deflategate, system QB, etc.

Fate will now make sure he ends up on the Bengals someday.

If she had been a penguin the shark would have never touched her.

Mothafuckin’ sharks. Mothafucka.

Well when you hear the “Oh Yeah” you know the only danger is to your thirst.

“especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland”

Best melancholy fans in baseball.

I don’t see Pete Rose in that picture anywhere.

It’s interesting to me, who couldn’t GAF about this argument, to notice how now anytime this happens there’s twice as much crying in favor of a bat flip in anticipation of the crying against a bat flip before the crying against it even occurs.