despite every possible metric and basic eyeball tests showing that modern NBA defenses are vastly more complex and effective than they’ve ever been.

My favorite thing about older players is that they actually believe that NBA defenses were better back when they played, despite every possible metric and basic eyeball tests showing that modern NBA defenses are vastly more complex and effective than they’ve ever been.

“You could sometimes whale on a dude when he drove…

When someone DOES get killed doing this, all your glitter covered Affliction T-shirts are going to make you look even stupider than they do now..

Someone is going to die in a televised MMA contest in this exact scenario. It’s going to happen. This was gross negligence by the referee; but it escapes scrutiny only because grossly negligent late stoppages are the norm in MMA. This is because of an ethos in MMA promotional outfits and many fans that values violent,…

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

Places to watch an NFL game ranked:

This exact thing happened to our family friend who has tickets in the lower level at MetLife (Giants)... He sells 9 of the 10 games a year, goes to maybe 1 per season but owns the PSL. Well someone bought his tix, got drunk and thrown out, he got a crazy warning letter on Giants letterhead. Not sure what the…

Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…

Well, sure, but we’ve seen so many teams overthink themselves into howlers before. Somewhere, Darko Milicic is watching Porzingis highlights in a dark room, drinking alone.

I wouldn’t be too hard on yourselves for covering Porzingis so much and not Towns. No one really thought Porzingis would be good! He existed in a dark space, and not, you know, on the most impossible to ignore college team in years. He looked like a cross between Ivan Drago and Gumby. On top of that, the Knicks…

“Remember that time I dunked over a car?!” - Blake Griffin

“You didn’t dunk over a car.” - Matias Testi

“I did so, you idiot! It was the 2011 Slam Dunk Contest!” - Griffin

“Yeah, I remember. That wasn’t a car — that was a Kia Optima.” - Testi

*Griffin punches Testi repeatedly*

“People say Blake Griffin doesn’t have an anger problem, but when he punches the Testis of the world, it looks otherwise.”

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

In the moment, I thought it was the right thing to do. Brady was getting beaten up and I was surprised he didn’t turn the ball over more. Feeling they might not get another chance at 6 minutes and definitely at 2:25 seemed like not too much of a stretch, even with the timeouts. Based on the way Denver was playing, I…

I hear you, but it is only a viable way to win the game if you are playing against one of three players in the NBA who cannot shoot foul shots at the level of a mediocre fifth grader. My point is that if these players cannot perform an essential function of the game, they shouldn’t be on the court. There is no need to…

This is the shitty basketball the NBA deserves. It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling, but this summer the NBA Board of Governorsdeclined to, and commissioner Adam Silver says he’s still “on the fence” about the issue.

Are you joking? Who gives a fuck what they shoot in practice if they’re incapable of doing it in a game.

“It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling”