He looks like Marv Albert in witness protection.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

I was actively rooting for Clemson because of the whole Alabama-evil empire thing, but man Swinney got outcoached on the two big ST plays. Both plays he had nobody outside, both plays he got burned outside.

I don’t think the Bernard hit was comparable to the hit on Brown. It probably should have been flagged, but Bernard was hit after he had time to gather and turn up field and the play actually had a purpose in the game. Again, it was a high hit but looked less like a “dirty play”.

I’ll be honest. I read your comment, didn’t think anything of it and then like five seconds later started laughing when it hit me. Well done +1.

His unusually long routes require a QB that can make a 12-step drop