Dugtrio is CONFIRMED part of the PC Master race.

Weed has lost stigma lol, coincidence, I think not.

I genuinely hope that this is the only thing different about Alola Dugtrio. No updated stats, no new typing. Just fabulous hair.

So is this a Dudetrio then?

*Preps Surfer Bum accent*
Dude! Totally Tubullar!

Maybe it’s because the Alolan shampoo?

I really hope Alolan Dugtrio is a dragon type. One of my friends hates that Charizard isn’t a dragon so I constantly tease him by saying ‘no, the firebreathing flying lizard isn’t a dragon, but do you know who is?’ And then sending him a pic of a palm tree or a slug. Dugtrio getting a dragon type would kill him:D

This is beautiful. I am so in love with gen 7. And the Demo isn’t even out yet. But Game Freak seem to be on inspiration fuel so far this gen.

Dugtrio, brah.

Oh my god, are we going to see Fabio Machamp?

Game of the goddamned year.

Or just be like “well, everyone gets a ‘you tried to plot my murder’ pass the first time.”

We don’t kill women and children.

“Not only has she been left with eight children to raise on her own, but she’s also received threats from and been ostracized by some members of her community for reporting Kalala to the police.”

I mean, seriously, all he did was try to have you killed. Have some compassion, for Christ’s sake!

Minor thing that gives me joy: the Pastor did the right thing! It is exceedingly rare for me to read a news story where someone of my profession does exactly what I would do, instead of some profoundly dickish or abusive new low. Good job, Noela! Good job, pastor!

“Surprise! I’m still alive, motherfucker!”

These gifs feel appropriate.

Shonda Rhimes just found her next tv series idea. Changes include heroine having a passionate affair with the kidnapper who’s the jerk with a heart of gold.