“Hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but... uh... what was the third thing ya said?”

We are already in (cold) civil war. Its only a matter of when it becomes hot. We need a modern day Sherman followed by a Reconstruction that doesnt chicken the fuck out and leave the slave owners to terrorize and win.

It blows my mind that a black man can get shot for reaching for his drivers license but I, a white male, can go shoot hella people then drop the weapon and be like ok I’m ready for my Burger King.

Seems legit. I killed my family once in The Sims.

Black violence: THUG, shoot to kill

Not all FOX viewers are racist, but all racists are FOX viewers...

Obligatory:

Probably wanted to spend more time with his kids in the Overlook Hotel. 

The framing of that photo makes it look like he has a glorious, back-of-head-only mullet.

 This is why you don't skip leg day. 

Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!

Dumbass. That’s why the cheap seats are always behind home plate, right? Because no one wants to look through a net, right? Growing up, my grandpa always got baller seats behind home (second row, just behind the pitching assistant who radar gunned every pitch) and I tell you it fucking rules. Literally no one cares…

“The Royals had a dumb, minimally spiced beef.”

No. Now is the time for conveying thoughts and prayers.

Smoking in the car with children is an American tradition and I for one won't stand for you limiting my FREEDOM

You can say that again. I have no idea who this guy even is, but I have to love him for having an actual human reaction. 

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Can’t be. Susan Collins told us that Kavanaugh assured her he had no plans to overturn Roe. So it was ok for her to vote to confirm.