Which ones do you suppose the cops will arrest?

Still the greatest musical number in the history of film.

Conservative wives are brood mares, that’s their only purpose in life.

Herpes zoster.

Possibly they weren’t aware of his criminal dealings....

Like Trump’s hair.

Um, Trump’s hair?

Course, Trump had to be driven to the mound in a golf cart, because he’s so fat he can’t walk 60 feet anymore.

When I was a kid, little old grandmas were in their 60s, near death. Now you're considered practically in your prime at 60. Biden looks terrific. (Bernie, however, looks and acts like the querulous old man he is.)

“No stars, just talent.”

The opposite is also true, ask anybody who’s seen Midnight Run.

I think that, because her work is intensely vaginal, it makes you uncomfortable.

Apparently, they could not ever forgive her....

Ok, we all promise not to take you seriously.

“In the vein.” She’s not reporting from inside a narrowing tube...

Damn, and here I thought you could get 18-inch dongs to stuff into you at D-backs games....

It’s an advertisement, (not really)-masquerading as copy.

“Beto lost and that means he's not tenable; Bernie lost and that means he's the soul of America." Got it. 

Yeah, that nuanced reply is bonkers compared to a gigantic hand wave like, say, Bernie's "free college for all" proposal. Like the Trumptards, you are sticking with Bernie no matter what he says. 

I dunno, I live in Mass, but all our kids had units in middle school about the African slave trade which were pretty devastatingly right on. And my son's high school is regularly in the news for being attacked on both sides for its teaching on the middle east. Better than in my day in the 70s, by a long way.