Jesus, if you ever wanted a visceral understanding of how old Mick really is, Rupert Murdoch is plowing his wife.

He was accepted at Oxford?

Ugh, Detroit. Were you glad to fly back to Boston?

My mom is terrified of heights, but she was willing to let me take her up in a sailplane, and loved it. Something about feeling like you have a floor under you?

I’m not afraid of flying, but I used to crack open Michael Crichton’s Airframe every time I flew, because what would be the odds you would crash when reading about an airline crash, amirite?

I’m only a private pilot, but it looks like he’s overcontrolling -- not getting in front of it. But I could easily be wrong.

Cracker Barrel.

He does it because he really is a raging racist psychopath.

Hey, that rat was just minding its own business. 

An oldie but goldie.

+1 RIP Rodney.

Arrest records, even for cops, are public information. How is obtaining that illegal?

They’re calling Cohen not believable because “he lied to Congress.” But —he lied for Trump. This is like Sideshow Bob calling Diamond Joe Quimby soft on crime because “he released Sideshow Bob.”

Starred for Mr. Mom reference.

“At no time when I wasn’t looking did I see a kiss......”

I thought he meant babes in cages. Now, that’s different....

Klobuchar’s office has had the highest turnover in the Senate for many years. The closest rivals in that category are first term Senators. It’s a big gap between her and everybody else. She’s toxic and there’s nothing about her record which makes her so compelling that it overcomes her dickholishness.

And part of the reason is that her side of the electorate contained a group who, instead of focusing on the good of the country, believed their vote was a precious flower which Hillary didn’t nurture. You did this to the country. You did.

Bullshit. What community is that?

Yo G, Hillary won the majority of the voters. In the primary, in the general. End of story. You want to believe that Bernie would have won blue collar Trump voters in MI, PA, WI, you go right ahead....