Where are the conan-like barbarians and blonde-goddesses busting out of their string spacesuits while riding rampant white horses with flowing manes like Robert Plant in his early years?

Whoa there, sarge, take your old man medicine....

I posted this on Gawker the other day in response to some other article. Then I saw Lindy's post about her father. So I thought I would post this here, the story of my wife:

So toxic. I feel bad for the fish.

Look, the original shows, done completely with dioramas, and narrated by George Carlin, were all that little kid tv was supposed to be. They played out like stories, narrated to you. It was quaint — the diorama work and level of detail was incredible, and the whimsy of the stories came through. Now it's just the same…

"I have to go to the bathroom" should fit the bill. Any more information is too much information. I still believe that we've become infantile in our throwing around of these words.

Can we stop calling it p**p? I'm fine with living with it, being showered with it, but using little kid words for everything is annoying. What's wrong with excrement and urine, anyway? Do we call our penises and vaginas "we-we's" anymore?

Just — why?

DJ's have no business being famous.

Ugh, F morning people and the sunny horse they rode in on.

So you're tall, skinny, and have big breasts? I assume you're president of something, then?

The wailing and squealing is just plain ridiculous, full stop. It's narcissism ("look at me! I'm trying extra hard!")

That's conservatives for you. Kids slashing each other's throats in a hunger game is all right (pg-13), but a bare nipple is rated R. Good wholesome moral storytelling. Double handjobs for the win.

Wrong. Co-parenting started the moment the cost (i.e. time) to raise offspring rocketed upward with the increase in brain size. To raise a child for that long required long-term co-parenting, etc, etc.

Um, you just defined secondary sexual characteristic. Stating your opposition to it is silly. Like it or not, the species has to survive, so that's how it is.

Towel?

Thank god you shared that. It contributes so much to the discussion. Now we all know a little more about just you.

Headline is misleading. Necrotizing fasciitis is a bacteria, not a virus. Normally it's acquired by patients *in* the hospital. One of the worst diseases "God" ever created. Thanks, benevolent creator!

What's "knotting"?

Best comment ever. Hats off to the the girl in question and the enlightened team.