Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

[buys subscription to Oxford English Dictionary, which, after all, is required for Introductory English seminar]

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

Please, call me marmol. I think we can be friends, you and I. I really have hope for us.

Buried lead? Okay, pal. Sorry 4 sentences qualifies as "to much reading." I'll trying and shorten my jokes for you from now on, Ray.

Sorry I made my comment too long to read all the way to the end, dipshit.

Thanks for reading and clearing that up, Ray.

I think you should read all the way to the 4th sentence of my comment. It might clear things up for you. Go ahead, take your time.

It's really too bad that you're forced into visiting this website to post asinine comments.

+1

Thanks for dropping by!

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise? This woman would've been abused on a daily basis. High schoolers are cruel, soulless beings.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

No you didn't. What in the world is a "non-Bowser?" Koopas, Goombas, Hammer Bros., King Boo, etc. There's plenty of minor villains to choose from.

Paskewich claims that request triggered a series of conference calls with HR, including Health Rosenthal, senior manager of employee relations, and Donna Hricisko, director of human relations, in which Paskewich told them of her objections.

Fair enough — supermodel is a vague term, but it is the first word in the article so I embraced it.

I've actually thought about that. It's all fucked up usage wise. But I like it anyway. I like that non-fans go to the preview to read another team getting shouted at.

Yeah no kidding. That mistake is so basic that I'm reevaluating my decision to ignore dumb stereotypes about women and video games.

Am I the only one who gets confused between Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and Ayn Rand? They are all one and the same to me.