Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

[buys subscription to Oxford English Dictionary, which, after all, is required for Introductory English seminar]

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

Please, call me marmol. I think we can be friends, you and I. I really have hope for us.

Buried lead? Okay, pal. Sorry 4 sentences qualifies as "to much reading." I'll trying and shorten my jokes for you from now on, Ray.

Sorry I made my comment too long to read all the way to the end, dipshit.

Thanks for reading and clearing that up, Ray.

I think you should read all the way to the 4th sentence of my comment. It might clear things up for you. Go ahead, take your time.

It's really too bad that you're forced into visiting this website to post asinine comments.

+1

Thanks for dropping by!

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

"I'm perplexed by this decision to tuck the pant legs into the boots. It cuts him off at the leg and makes him look very boxy. I'd rethink that decision."

I guess you missed the third guy in the middle.

Neither one of these are worth a shit. I can see these guys plain as day. Back to the drawing board!

Lol. I told someone this idea and they laughed at me.

Who's laughing now stranger (who possibly stole my idea and will be rich)???

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise? This woman would've been abused on a daily basis. High schoolers are cruel, soulless beings.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

If your phone doesn't do induction charging perhaps this isn't the table for you.