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Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

I never played Pilotwings, but I’ll never forget one of the first hints I read in a Nintendo magazine all those years ago:

Except he was big supporter of Elizabeth Warren in 2012.

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

Such a freak occurrence, dying from massive brain damage in boxing. How does something like that happen? So strange.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

“data in garbage out” is the new “garbage in garbage out”

And they can’t be arsed to tell us the answer in the article, of course.

So, spoilers:

It was (almost certainly) an ‘icequake’, icebergs calving off of an ice-sheet.

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

I’m guessing one who has never used Chrome. “We saved you .0005% on bandwidth! Now enjoy it on this browser that uses 5x the memory/cpu as any other!!!”

“That should bring up some red flags. But nobody’s talking about that.”

*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

I’m not so sure he will be a lame duck in the sense that he’ll be at risk of losing re-election.

Who are we rooting for again I forgot