Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

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If only it were that simple for everyone. Of course, brand new cars never have problems straight from the factory either.

Davis said that it has always been his dream to be a 49er, and he hopes this decision will help him survive another 24 years.

What I like about the report, so far as I can tell - and, full disclosure, I just cherry-picked my way through the table of contents finding the parts I would need to support this conclusion - the NFL just basically admitted that every coldweather game it has ever played has been played with equipment out of…

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

Yeah, this definitely seems like the kind of thing that would go on without Belicheck knowing about it.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

"Unfortunately, wearing one immediately places you on the Do Not Fuck list. "

Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

When asked what would happen when the Raiders scored the designers commented that the question never really crossed their minds.

I just love the details in these plans. Did you know to complete the Al Davis experience, the eternal flame will smell like sulfur?

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Wait, I thought Christians were supposed to be looking forward to Christ’s return in the second coming and/or the rapture. In that case, shouldn’t she be *thanking* Obama?

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Wow! An explosive end to the marathon from these two foreigners!

And while you're looking up that answer, can you also find out for me what the title of this article is, and who the author is?

Her reaction tells me that Huey is her father. He should have chased after her screaming: If this is it, please let me know if this ain’t love you’d better let me knoowww.