Make fun of 'em all you want, but at least Florida didn't let a Japanese game show host write its DUI laws.

Any nudes?

the graph is outdated 1964! How about 2013 data. A car took way more time to stop turn etc. . The new data might be worse or better but 1964 data is 50 years old.

And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

This study was done back in 1964. Vehicle dynamics and safety has been completely redone a number of times since. All this thing tells me that back in 1964 speeding was bad. Show me a graph within the last 10 years and now you're talking.

1964.... Nice job with the current stats there....

Is the date on that graph 1964?

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

Could be based on wage costs of lawn service firms that have employees (same for painting, etc.) In other words charging $45/hour while paying $10 to the employee

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

2/10. Needs more CAPS LOCK.

It classifies Hayden, AZ as an "urban area", because it has a population of 800 people in less than 1 sq mile of town....I think that is a flaw.

All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.

We don't 69 anymore?!

Pretty sure you're mistaken about the whole 69 thing... someone's been giving you bad information! Don't cringe about the ex; just chalk it up to Now You Know and realize you don't have to do it again!

Wait. When did doing 69 become the equivalent of being the proud owner of a pet rock? It's not the most reliable of positions, but if you've got two people of similar torso length who are both really into oral it's still pretty fucking hot.

"Also, nobody told me that 69ing is a thing we don't do anymore,"

69ing is definitely a thing people still do.

Who says we don't do 69 anymore?

Remember people, Alzheimer's is no joke, which is why I expect there to be a shitload of discussion about it here in the Deadspin comments.