I'm confused. They built an entire mountainside roadway just to make this film? Or is it just a super misleading article title?

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

One month later:

Streaming video has gone too far.

I'd say it was an homage, but that dude doesn't really look like a huge fan of mid70s comedy periodicals.

Dear Prudence,

I run an advice column, but I've actually been cribbing my letters. This has gone on successfully for years, but I'm getting nervous about being caught. Please help!

Signed,

Dottie Rainolds

Where was the outrage when the Georgia Dome was filled with lifeless Falcons for most of last season?

I really want to click that link but I'm 98% sure it's just a .gif of that masturbating bear.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

I'm a bit ignorant. Is socialism illegal in the US?

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Another neat trick that is not always intuitive, is that the X% of Y, is also the Y% of X. e.g.:

Yes to all that, but: I could barely concentrate because the patron in the image left $2.32 to pay for a $2.69 tab. Not only did the cheapskate who came in and ordered FUCKING TOAST not tip me, he shorted me. Assface.

In retaliation, Vladimir Putin blew up Vince McMahon's limo.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

You're totally right, it's not like there's an entire statistic devoted specifically to when fielders make mistakes.

Gotta say, Machado took the heckling very well.

HEYYYY YOU GUYYYYYS

So is this a game with no rules?

Right, but that's exactly the point. When RIAA knocks on your door (figuratively speaking, of course), they couldn't care less *who* did the downloading, or if it was even known about by the entity that the IP is assigned to. RIAA should be held to the same standard: Their IP address was used to download movies; they…