So you have no need for this tip, then?

Fucking finally.

At this point, though, the guy has literally 0 advocates or friends. If they convict him in the Berman case (they should, but who knows), investigators all over the country should start making him an "unofficial suspect" in all their unsolved murders. Just say "yeah we don't have much evidence, but it was probably…

I've been thinking this for years.

As a niner fan, Patrick Willis' retirement was a sad day, but I was reassured by the fact that we had a new, young player who seemed to fill Patty's shoes pretty well. Now we just have a glaring hole in the middle of the field that needs to be addressed ASAP.

He's masturbating alot.

Just wondering, but who has heavy cream but not half-and-half in their fridge? If you don't bake (or make whipped cream), you probably don't have heavy cream.

So...how does one get to South America, then?

It's like The Hunger Games!

Jolie, the peroxide reminded me of something I tried this last weekend to clean my baking sheets, which I had read online (probably a crappy ehow article?). Peroxide and baking soda, let soak 1 hour, wipe with sponge, rinse.

I bought weed from a tiny blonde girl named Clementine who had a pierced septum and an equally tiny blonde dog.

people's workdays are set in stone

What turns Kristen Stewart on...sexually? "For me, the most attractive thing in a person is drive – genuine, impulse expressed for the sake of it, not for perception."

I can't even see out of most modern cars.

I wouldn't throw all of Jezebel under the bus. It's Natasha Vargas-Cooper who is the hack.

Not a shill for LL Bean, but I will always buy their stuff when it comes to relatively durable goods (bags, luggage, blankets, sheets). Lifetime warranty/satisfaction gauranteed anytime is practically priceless.

Yeah! I don't need to learn shit! Being PHYSICIAN is EASY. ROLL TIDE!

Yeah. Okay. Just keep reading about trucks.

I think you meant a gherkin?

You're acting as if they passed this law because they're misinformed about the (lack of) existence of such a test. Although they may seem like complete idiots, they're actually not.