Ugh. We're fucked.

The niners are really thinking outside the box with Jarryd Hayne and Lawrence Okoye. Weird.

"Pajamas" root is a hindi word (also "pajama").

I've never been so excited about such boring news!

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Quit commenting on Kotaku. Go anywhere, read a book, ride a bike, make a dinner, anything, dont waste life like that, you have only one...-_-

Le Creuset is the brand of enameled cast iron dutch ovens. Industry standard. Like Kleenex, or Coke, or Xerox. They make other enameled cast iron products, but they're known for their dutch ovens.

Shoreline Amphitheater is like 5 miles from Levi's Stadium. And Taylor Swift is playing Levi's later this year. Having another venue nearby doesn't preclude artists from choosing the shiny, new venue.

FYI, Levi's Stadium is hosting lots of events other than football games. This stadium will be the same. And why wouldn't it be? There's a brand new venue for concerts and shit!

He was pretty good at being a psychopath and killing whores.

(8 for work + 1 for house and pet duties) + (2 for games and TV + 1 for reading + 1 for side projects) ≤ 24 hours - (8 for sleep + 1 for eating + 1 for personal grooming)

But how are they supposed to get consent if they don't ask first? Ladies are so confusing!

Living in CA right now, I wish I needed new wiper blades.

I didn't know Olivia Mellan was a couple's therapist, too! Wow.

But again, he's famous for his music, not his blindness. I can only think of one person who was famous for her blindness, and that is Helen Keller (and she is arguably famous for her blindness and deafness and for fighting for the rights of all disabled people). I can think of lots of people famous for music, because…

You are confused. Stevie Wonder is famous for his music. The fact that he has a disability is ancillary. It's like Stephen Hawking, famous for his physics, not his disability. This is true because not all people who are blind or have ALS are also famous.

So, Goodell made $10m more than Matt Ryan.

People go nuts for it here. I have two bottles in my fridge. I'm just waiting to have someone over who likes 'em.

Oh, I thought that this particular discussion and comment thread came from an article and video clip about Charles Barkley talking shit about analytics. I'm not sure if you've seen the video, but its out there somewhere. Barkley says "Just cuz you got good stats doesn't mean you're a good team defensively. They're not…

At my current job, the application asked for "Requested Salary", and I put in a number that was waaaay too low (this job is in Silicon Valley and I moved from Arizona). They gave it to me, minus $1000/year, and gave me a $1000 signing bonus. So I ended up getting exactly what I requested, but I think its quite a bit…